Palace Monster Ball
Royal Family Halloween Photo — Palace Monster Ball


Buckingham Palace Discovers the Monarchy Already Owns Most Necessary Costumes


LONDON — Buckingham Palace hosted the Royal Monster Ball after officials discovered Halloween requires only candles, ancient buildings and relatives capable of frightening elected governments.


King Charles attended as Frankenstein’s monster, although courtiers insisted the neck bolts were ceremonial cufflinks. Queen Camilla appeared as an elegant vampire countess, while Prince William became a mummy wrapped in 60 yards of bandage and the remaining public patience.


Catherine, Princess of Wales, arrived as a moonlit sorceress. Prince George became a dignified Victorian ghost hunter, Princess Charlotte played a cheerful scientist, and Prince Louis appeared as a werewolf cub who immediately chased two footmen and a canapé.


The official photographer instructed everyone not to blink for 800 years—the traditional constitutional timetable for visible reform.


Palace officials said the ball demonstrated that the monarchy was modern, accessible and capable of wearing polyester without https://prat.uk/?p=47735

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