Half Your Holiday In A Queue

 

London Vacation Planning: How To Avoid Spending Half Your Holiday In A Queue

London contains many wonderful attractions.

Many are also extremely popular.

This creates lines.

Magnificent lines.

Historic lines.

Possibly listed lines.

Funny Observation: Tourists Queue For Things They've Never Heard Of

Someone starts a queue.

Others join.

Soon nobody remembers the original purpose.

The queue itself becomes the attraction.

Funny Observation: The British Queue With Professional Pride

Visitors view waiting as a delay.

Britons view it as a social institution.

Funny Observation: Some Attractions Have Longer Waits Than Royal Successions

You arrive optimistic.

You leave older and wiser.

Helpful Queue Avoidance Tips

Book tickets online.

Arrive early.

Visit popular attractions during weekdays.

Reserve timed entry whenever possible.

The Reward

Less waiting means more exploring.

And considerably happier feet.

SOURCE:

bigsmokebroke.com

crownandclown.uk

ditchpitch.uk

shoreroar.com

uklondon.info

prat.uk

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